USS McMorris Unofficial News (WestPac 1972)


No. 1. Vol. 19 "Other ships get the newspaper at sea...all we get is the SHAFT"

26 April 1972

FAN TALES

As the days continue to blend into each other we find ourselves still underway. The question in everyone's mind is when liberty will be granted and where. It is so bad that a certain sailor that frequents the Signal Bridge almost daily is beginning to see things. The converastion went something like this, "Captain, I have a contact off the port side, believed to be a PG.", the Captain nods his approval, "Captain, this thing has a car on it's fantale!!" "No wait a minute, it is a helicopter!!!" Not believing this guy he strolls over and takes a look. After careful study he walks away shaking his head. Another bystander, the Doc (another permanent fixture on the bridge lately) is watching with interest. "Hey Doc," shouts the CO, "Take this guy down below and check him out." Sound impossible or unreal, believe me it happened today.

It has come to our attention that the Chief finally had his day the other day and pulled that fish in. It caught him a "fin" (no pun intended) to EN3 MALLONEE but "Dad" thought it was worth it. About time Chief!

If IC3 CANTWELL continues to "blow it" like the other night when he showed the Party on the fantail a

crash course in Motion Picture School will be offered. This guy just couldn't get it all together and kept putting the wrong reels on. That's o.k. Dave we all have our days.

Still no word on the mail situation. It looks like this issue is almost a dead subject.

All the Chiefs are "sweating" the E8/9 advancement results. Seems the word is out but due to minimize and lack of mail it might be sometime before word is received on the Mac. Lot's of luck to them all.

A Shellback list appeared on the ship's bulletin board with the names of the trusty shellbacks. It's amazing how many certificates showed up the very same day for people not listed. If you are a shellback and your name is not on the list drop by the ship's office for verification.

Official word has not been put out about the crossing of the "line" and won't be until later, but the Ship's Office wants to be ready just in case. "MAC FLAP" says, "behold all you slimy pollywogs" if we do cross...

 


(From the WestPac 1972 Cruise Book)


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